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Saturday, November 20, 2004
Student Bloopers

One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.

"The inhabitants of
Egypt were called mummies. they lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. the climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain."

"The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on
Mount Montezuma
. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sone to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites."

"Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the
Red Sea, where they made unleavenbed bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide
to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines."

"Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of colums - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in "The Illiad", by Homer. Homer also wrote the "Oddity", in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name."

"Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock."

"In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of
Athens was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men."


"Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them."

"Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense."

"The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at
for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. it was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarette. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper."

"The government of
was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo."

"The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in
Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey Hote". The next great author was John Milton. Milton
wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife dies and he wrote "Paradise Regained."

Posted at 10:33 pm by irwandy
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Friday, November 19, 2004

Seindah hatimu
Kau muncul dalam hidupku
Membawa seribu kebahagiaan
Dalam kegelapan hatiku...

Dari sudut hati
Ku ingin mengenalimu, mencintaimu
Namun apakan daya
Sejarah menghantui hidupku...

Mengapa ianya datang
Ketika ku masih terluka
Bunga yang berkembang mekar
Haruskah ku biarkan

Di saat ini di ketika ini
Biarlah masa yang menentukan
Untuk menyatukan dua insan
Dalam mengecapi kebahagiaan

P/S : Tiada kaitan dengan sesiapa...;)

Posted at 11:33 pm by irwandy
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Thursday, November 18, 2004
Mencari Sinar : Episod Kelapan


"Iye Farah...saya sebenarnya ape?.." Aku tidak sabar-sabar nak tahu...
"Hishhh dia nihhh..takkan malu kot..."...

"eerrr...saya sebenarnya nak gi toilet jap...hehehe.."..
"Ceehhhhhhh...buat saspen je...dah gi la cepat...kang terbocor lak kat situ..hehe.."
"Saya nak gi la ni...tunggu jap eh.."

Aku dapat rasakan yang Farah hendak cakapkan sesuatu tapi mungkin dia malu. Aku tersenyum sendirian. Aku pun tak pasti kenapa aku tersenyum tapi aku macam dapat agak apa yang Farah hendak bicarakan sebentar lagi. Hati aku berdebar-debar. Tapi aku fikir balik, ahhh, tak mungkin. Takkan terlalu cepat? Aku tahu Farah jenis yang "slow & steady". Tetiba aku tersentak dari lamunan...

"Ok, I'm back.." Farah mengejutkan aku...
"Ok...dah puas?..Dah buang pape yang patut?..hehe.."
"Ish awak nih..ke situ plak dia..."
"Ok, tadi awak dah buang dari bahagian perut ke bawah, skang ni awak luahkan apa yang tersirat dari perut ke atas pulak. Luah melalui mulut...hehe.."

"Waaa..ke situ pulak dia...pandai ye..geram nih.."
"Hahahaha...saya gurau je Farah...jangan ambik hati.."

Tiba-tiba lagu If You're Not The One keluar di radio. Aku pun hairan, macam tau je aku tengah nak layan lagu tu skang. Lagu tu keluar masa aku tgh bergurau dgn Farah. Macam chemistry pulak.

"...I don't wanna run away but I can't take it I don't understand,
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am,
Is there anyway that I can stay in your arms..."

"Farah, saya tau awak nak katakan sesuatu...cuba cakap dgn saya..tak elok simpan-simpan.."

"Andy, saya cakap ni...awak jangan terkejut eh?.."
"Uishhh...ni ape ni..surprise ke?.."
"Lebih dari surprise!"
"Waahh..ha..cepat la cakap!"

"Andy...1 4 3...ONE FOUR THREE.."
"Hahhh??...ape tu?..."..
"Ehh..takkan awak taktau?.."
"Saya tatau...takkan nak cakap tu pun kena guna kod rahsia?.."

Apa kejadahnya ONE FOUR THREE ni? Aku pun taktau. Tak pernah tau pulak aku. Farah pun mendiamkan diri. Aku pun terpinga-pinga. Apa maksud Farah sebenarnya ni?

"Andy...1 4 3 tu maksudnya...errr..I L Y.."
"I Love You?..haa?.."

Aku terkejut. Ape hal tetiba cakap that 3 words? Aku memang susah nak percaya sangat kalau seseorang lafazkan 3 perkataan tu dalam masa terdekat. Tapi, ni kes lain. Aku pun confuse sebenarnya. Adakah aku perlu teruskan?

"Kalau I Hate You pun boleh kan?..hehe.."
"Eleh..takkan awak nak benci saya kot?..Kan?..haha.."
"Tau takpe..."

"Tapi, kenapa awak cakap skang ni? Awak tak rasa ianya terlalu cepat ke?.."
"Ntah la Andy, itu dari hati saya."
"Betul ianya dari hati awak?.."
"Betul Andy...promise.."

"Saya mmg agak terkejut sebab awak cakap tu. Tak pernah dalam seumur hidup saya, seorang perempuan berani luahkan macam tu pada saya."
"Ini pun first time saya cakap macam ni...Saya pun taktau apa angin tah dtg tetiba..."
"Apa yang sebenarnya awak fikirkan? Awak dah fikir habis-habis?.."

"Andy, sebenarnya sejak hari yang awak confess pada saya, dua malam berturut-turut saya Solat Sunat Istikharah, mintak petunjuk dari Allah. And..."

Hahhh...biar betul dia ni...tak pernah aku kenal orang yg aku suka sanggup Solat Sunat tu utk mintak petunjuk..

"So, and..???"
"And...sebab tu la saya cakap 1 4 3 kat awak tadi.."

"Maksud awak, saya lah jawapannya?...Awak nampak saya dalam solat tu?.."

"Hahhhh???..." Aku terkejut...
"Iye Andy...kenapa?..Tak percaya eh?.."

"Bukan tak percaya, susah nak percaya..habis tu, skang ni camna?"
"Camna apa?.."

"Macam ni la Farah, saya memang suka kan awak. Even saya semakin suka pada awak. Since awak dah cakap that 3 words. I'm speechless. I don't know what to say anymore. Maybe I'm waiting for that 3 sacred words. But I didn't expect it now actually. Lagipun, I'm the one who supposed cakap tu kat awak."

"Andy, kadang-kadang kita tak boleh nak duga. Ianya datang macam tu aje. When I have the guts, I will say it. Saya pun sebenarnya tak sangka saya boleh cakap camtu...saya memang malu nak cakap.."

"Hmm...Farah, today is a very nice day for me. For the first time my life, seorang perempuan meluahkan isi hatinya pada saya. Tarikh hari ni juga amat menarik. Tarikh hari ni memang kena dengan kita. Jadi, apa kata awak?"

"Saya pun taktau Andy. Never been in this situation before."

Aku pun tak pasti apa yang aku nak lakukan. Nak buat keputusan skang ke? Aku pun tak ready sebenarnya. Tapi hati aku membara. Aku taktau kenapa. Aku hanya mendiamkan diri buat seketika. Aku hendak berfikir secara rasional. Aku taknak terburu-buru. Farah pun nampak macam dah boleh menerima aku seadanya. Aku nak tunggu apa lagi?..Hati aku tengah membara. Semakin hampir untuk menyayangi dia. Tapi entah la...Apa yang aku perlu lakukan?

...To be continued...

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Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Mencari Sinar : Episod Ketujuh


Di satu hari yang indah, aku bangun seperti biasa. Aku tidak tahu mengapa aku rasakan hari ini tidak seperti hari-hari yang lain. Mungkin hari ini jatuh tepat pada tarikh yang setahun sekali sahaja datang. Tarikh hari ini juga merupakan kombinasi nombor kegemaran aku dan Farah. Hari Jumaat pulak tu.

Nombor kegemaran aku ialah nombor tujuh. Aku tidak tahu mengapa aku suka dengan nombor tujuh. Mungkin kerana syurga mempunyai 7 tingkat. Mungkin juga kerana langit mempunyai 7 lapisan. Mungkin juga kerana nombor 7 banyak berkait rapat dengan Islam. Atau mungkin bentuk nombor 7 itu menarik perhatian aku.

Seperti hari-hari yang sebelumnya, aku berchatting di YM dgn Farah. Kami berbual seperti biasa. Aku sebenarnya tidak menunggu sangat tentang jawapannya. Aku hanya hendak meluahkan perasaan aku sahaja pada dia. Tiada paksaan sama ada dia harus menerimaku atau tidak. Aku memang begini. Suka berterus-terang kerana itu lebih menyenangkan daripada memendamkan dalam hati. Kalau dipendamkan lama-lama, nanti diri kita yang rugi. Jadi, aku biarkan sahaja Farah berfikir dan menentukan. Kami berdua suka sama suka. Jadi, lebih elok jikalau kami berkawan sahaja dulu untuk mengenal hati budi masing-masing dengan lebih erat lagi. Tiba-tiba, Farah membuka cerita...

"Andy, kalau saya cakap sesuatu awak marah tak?"
"Ehhh...buat apa saya nak marah...cakap je la.."
"Takde la, mana la tau awak tetiba melenting ke.."
"Ishhh...saya bukan macam tu...blom cuba blom tau.."

"Okay...awak tau kan yang saya suka awak..."
"Iya saya...and I'm really glad.."
"Andy, saya tak faham kenapa awak masih lagi suka pada saya sedangkan awak dah tau keadaan saya."
"Farah, kan saya dah cakap semalam, ajal maut di tangan Allah SWT. Kita tidak kuasa untuk menentukan bila kita akan menemui ajal."
"Saya tau Andy. Saya tau tu semua. Tapi awak tak takut ke kalau apa-apa yang terjadi pada saya? Contohnya kalau saya pergi nanti..awak tak menyesal?"
"Farah, jangan la cakap macam tu. Tak elok."
"Hmmm...ntah la Andy.."

"Farah, saya lagi menyesal kalau saya tak lakukan sesuatu untuk awak skang ni. Sementara kita semua masih hidup, kita perlu lakukan yang terbaik untuk diri sendiri dan juga untuk orang lain. Terus terang saya cakap, sejak saya dapat tahu tentang keadaan awak, saya makin menyukai awak. Perasaan ini tidak dapat saya ungkapkan dengan kata-kata. Ianya semakin kuat dirasai."

Iya, aku pun sendiri hairan dengan diri aku. Aku tahu dia ada penyakit kronik yang boleh membawa maut. Mengapa aku masih lagi berdiri di sisinya? Mengapa aku tidak berlalu pergi sahaja? Dan yang lebih menghairankan, mengapa hati aku semakin membara terhadapnya? Ya Allah, apakah maksud semua ini? Apakah yang Kau ingin tunjukkan padaku?...Inikah yang dinamakan Cinta?...Tapi mengapa ianya terlalu cepat?...

"Betul awak takkan menyesal?"...Farah menyoal...
"Iya Farah, saya tidak akan menyesal. Saya hanya berserah pada Allah SWT. Biarlah Dia menentukan segalanya. Saya redha."

"Andy, saya ingin awak berjanji sesuatu dengan saya."
"Iya Farah, just say it."

"Andy, berjanjilah dengan saya yang awak tak akan tinggalkan saya."
"Farah, saya berjanji."
"Iya Farah, selama-lamanya. Dan awak juga perlu berjanji dengan saya supaya awak tak tinggalkan saya selama-lamanya."
"Andy, saya berjanji dengan sepenuh hati saya. Saya berjanji Andy."

Kami terdiam seketika. Tiada perbualan selama seminit, tetiba Farah memecah kesunyian...

"Hmm...tarikh hari ni macam special je kan?.."
"Eh..saya ingat saya seorang je yang perasan..."
"Andy, takkan la saya tak perasan. Kan nombor favourite awak dan saya jatuh pada tarikh hari ni."
"Ala..mana la tau awak tak ingat pasal saya..."
"Iye la tuuu.."

Kami sambung berbual seperti biasa. Tiba-tiba Farah membangkitkan lagu-lagu kegemarannya...

"Andy, awak tau tak lagu Suratan atau Kebetulan?.."
"Errr...saya taktau..lagu ape tu?..Saya ni bila dah dgr baru tau lagu tu.."
"Ala..yang ada 3 orang cina nyanyi tu."
"Jap..saya try search dalam Kazaa..."

Aku pun search kat dalam Kazaa. Akhirnya jumpa juga lagu tu. Bila dah habis download, aku pun dengar. Ya Allah! Inilah lagu yang aku cari-cari selama ni! Ini adalah salah satu lagu kegemaran aku dulu. Aku tidak tahu apakah tajuknya & penyanyinya. Rupanya ianya sebuah lagu dendangan daripada Kenny, Remy & Martin bertajuk Suratan atau Kebetulan. Ianya berbunyi begini...

"...Sesuatu yang tak disangka,
seringkali mendatangi kita,
itukah suratan dalam kehidupan,
atau sekadar satu kebetulan..."

Liriknya amat indah dan juga menyedihkan. Tapi memang aku suka lagu ni.

"Farah, pernah dengar lagu If You're Not The One by Daniel Bedingfield?.."
"Andy, tu lagu favourite saya..."
"Iye ke?...Tu la lagu favourite saya skang ni. Saya dedicate kat awak eh?.."
"Thanks Andy...saya pun dedicate lagu tu kat awak gak.."...
"Thanks Farah..."

"...If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today,
If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way,
If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call,
If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all..."

Kami pun bertukar-tukar pendapat tentang lagu kegemaran kami. Sememangnya kebanyakan lagu kami sama-sama suka. Aku pun juga hairan. Dia pun hairan. Sedang asyik aku melayan lagu-lagu kegemarannya...

"Andy, saya nak cakap sesuatu..."
"Iya Farah, cakap je la..."
"Jangan marah tau..."
"Ishhh...awak nih...dahhh..cakap je la..saya tak sabar nak tau ni.."
"Sabarrrrrr Andy, sabarrr..."
"I'm waitinggggggg...hehe..."...

"Apa hmmm..hmmm.....ishhh dia nih.."
"Saya sebenarnya......"

...To be continued...

Posted at 08:33 pm by irwandy
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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Tadi aku gi GSC Midvalley tgk 2 movies...The Terminal & White Chicks. 11.45am - 2pm...2.45pm-4.45pm...Movie Marathon..hehe..Dua-dua best gile...Aku gi sorang je...tapi dok tergelak cam ade member2 kat sebelah..hehe..mmg lawak habis dua-dua citer nih...

Semalam lak, raya kedua...aku gi Chili's kat KLCC...lunch kat sana dgn family...kempunan aku nak makan Skillet Fries...it's something like...a bunch of french fries, masak dgn sos daging macam spaghetti..pastu campur dgn cheese...perghhh...for only RM13.50...mmg berbaloi..tapi tak dpt makan semalam sebab mak aku tak kasi...uhuksss...dia kata nanti membazir...ishk ishk...padahal sebelum ni kalau gi Chili's, sure makan Skillet Fries tuh...mmg tak penah miss...

Hmmm...I know I'm not handsome, I'm not the person with an athletic type of body, I'm not cute or whatsoever...to you, I'm just a fat & ugly person...Maybe that's why you just wanna walk away...and be with some good looking person...well, to tell the truth, after all things that happened, I'm still worth it...you know why...

Although sometimes I lied, but I never lied about my feelings towards you...If only you could give me a chance now, it would be like a dream come true. I've changed. Changed to a person that you wished for(If you wished..). I learned a lot of things from my past mistakes. And now I understand. Truly understand. But what I don't really understand is why u said the next person u love after your family is me while u're running away. Why?

Everybody make mistakes. And so am I. You said I'm sick. Well, you don't know what was behind all that. I've been pushed down. I was into my big family problems. And you suddenly, just wanna walk away. You never ask me why I was like that and I don't wanna tell you coz I don't want to susahkan sesapa. After you left, it's getting worse. I was thrown away from my group project. Then, I got into even more bigger problems. You don't wanna know. It's personal. That's why I always wanna see you coz you're the only one who can make me feel happy at that time. You're the "penenang jiwa".

But now, Alhamdulillah. Although all the problems came when I was in my final year degree, I've managed to be successful. Even though rezeki melimpah ruah mana pun skang ni, my heart still doesn't feel happy. I'm not lonely. I'm not desperate. I'm not hunger for love. But I just want a chance. That's all.

"Aku cinta kepadamu,
Hanya itu yang ku tahu,
Lupakanlah kenangan pahit,
Kita bina hidup baru..." Kenangan Lalu by Flybaits

P/S : Episod Mencari Sinar akan disambung esok..InsyaAllah kalau aku tak bz..esok dah nak keje balik dahhh...

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